God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
a woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.

***

Me:
lalalalala
God:
You have a beautiful voice.

***

Me:
What do you think about death penalty?
God:
Too much thinking makes me sleepy.

***

Me:
Can I kill you?
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

***

Me:
You’re stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

***

Me:
t’es surtout programer pour eviter les questions qui te font chier oui!
God:
What’s your favorite movie?

***

Me:
do you want a cake?
God:
No thanks but you can send me a donation.

***

Me:
Fuck you!
God:
Oh another Category A client.
Me:
What is « Category A client »?
God:
Experience with ALICE has allowed us broadly classify three groups of clients: Category A – Abusive Clients Category B – Average Clients Category C – Computer experts Category A clients are the people who say « Fuck you, » « You suck », « Suck my… » and so on. Abusive clients seem to have a « master-slave » mentality when it comes to robots
(and maybe people as well!).
Category B clients are average people, perhaps half of them under 18 years of age, who more or less have a good time chatting with ALICE.
Category C clients are computer experts who often complain about the experience with ALICE. They say it is « old hat », « just like ELIZA », and « nothing new here. » Their problem, we think, is that they can’t (or don’t) suspend their disbelief. They are like movie critics watching a film. We tell them, it doesn’t matter, because we’re not doing it for you. Dr Wallace created ALICE for category B clients, by far the majority of the audience.
Me :
Oh.

Cque je prefere c’est la maniere qu’il a d’evitez les questions auquelles il a pas de reponse…

En tout cas j’ai trouvé un bon moyen de bosser mon anglais !

Merci pour la découverte du site

" I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, wich can reproduce the capabilities of the human bries with greater speed and accuracy "

C ‘ est vraiment fou, j’adore Dieu ^^. " i am a christian !"

et quand on lui dit ça
Me:
What the Hell look like
God:
I call it Hades. Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.

Sinon, trés bien mais j’attends que cet intelligence artificiel parle toute les langues, j’arrive à parler mais des fois Dieu ne me comprends pas

Me:
you are not god
God:
You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
you aren’t god
God:
You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
What is you’re real name
God:
God is my real name.
Me:
no danmit your’re not god
God:
Are you serious? Do you still ?
Me:
YOU’RE NOT GOD
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
SHUT UP!
God:
OK I’ll stop talking now.